The Definitive Word on Wisdom Lists.

So, I am 22 years old as of 39 minutes ago. That's 21 full years of trial and error. That's 21 years of good birthdays. Now I just get older. It's a long, slow ride downwards from here on out. Yeah right, that is so depressing. That picture up there is super random and has nothing to do with this post. Life is sooo rad and if it is a downhill ride from here, you know I'm gunna be shreddin the whole thing and just enjoying every morsel.
Here is what I've come up with after 21 years on this earth.

1. Fruit Gusher's are the best Fruit Snacks, which are the best snacks.
2. Blueberry Muffin tops are the best cereal, which is the best meal when your feeling lazy.
3. Taking baths is always better when you have bath products.
4. Talking definately isn't walking.
5. Watching people crash is the best type of humor.
6. You can never go wrong with the Beatles, Pink Floyd, or Radiohead. Ever.
7. Yoga really is awsome.
8. No one really knows what cool is.
9. Beware of the long toe.
10. Kneaders has the best breakfast.
11. God loves me, and you.

There is definately more. I love how I centered everything. It's so official. Maybe when I started I thought I might create the definitive word on Wisdom Lists, which I actually also just barely made up. Maybe I just wanted to ramble for a second, because it's my birthday. Well, "I have like 23 hours where I can use the "It's my birthday" card, so I better get started. Until next time. Old man river.